Homework Skipper Gifts

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Pull an all-nighter?

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

I love being right.

'Good, bad dog!'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."