Homework Strategist Gifts

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to wait until my Dad finished my homework."

"If my teacher keeps piling on the homework I'm going to have to get another dog!"

"Then it's a deal, I'll bury your bones and you eat my homework."

I'm doing much better since I outsourced my homework overseas.

'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

"I like really hard homework. If my parents can't do it, it takes the heat off me!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."