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"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Changing Room Decisions

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

"But am I happy? Very."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"You're what?!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Cafe Philosophique

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

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