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"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Spelling a newspaper

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'What did He do before he was God?'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Trump Tower

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Big Issue...'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

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