Family Discussion Enthusiast Gifts

'I understand all about sex, Dad...But what good is it?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

Family.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Production manager with lots of children.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

"Friend or foe?"

A couple with a new baby

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

Too young to be a grandma

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Two mum's pushing a stroller