Family Discussion Enthusiast Prints

'I understand all about sex, Dad...But what good is it?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family.

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Friend or foe?"

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Too young to be a grandma

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Two mum's pushing a stroller