Family Conversations Lover Gifts

"Papi, in 15 years, almost one in four college-age students in the United States will be Latino!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Family members!

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

It's a girl! It's a mom!

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Egalitarian family

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

Collecting logs

Child with picture of rocket

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Let's order pizza, Mom! We need nourishment.'

Teddy, do you know why I'm here? Want to, umm, ask me anything? So! That wraps it up! How did your "birds and bees" talk go? I answered all his questions.

This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?