Family Conversations Lover Gifts

"Papi, in 15 years, almost one in four college-age students in the United States will be Latino!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Family members!

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Egalitarian family

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

Collecting logs

Child with picture of rocket

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

'Let's order pizza, Mom! We need nourishment.'

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."