Political Discussions Gifts

'Where are the poor, people they've been talking about?'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'This one is for avoiding references to 'uneding' and 'quamire' when discussing Iraq.'

Benchwarmer.

"Our neighbor said that the government's regulations regarding social distancing are tyranny. Freedom or death he said. . ."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Let's cross this bridge before debating the wealth gap."

Rational thought matters

"Thoughts and prayers for the children's families always worked for me. You should try it."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'I don't see my candidate. I call him ‘Lesser of Two Evils.' '

'The speaker fell on him.'

Clancy: Good Idea

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"If I told you last year we'd be discussing Donald Trump's penis in 2016, why, I'd have lost all of my very considerable media credibility."

What're you doing? Shush. My homework. I'm studying Sean Hannity transcripts. I've got to understand how he can get so angry all the time. Every sentence is a brutal attack. It's awesome. Listening to his disgust is like listening to Mozart or Dylan. It's so pure. So right. Where to begin with what's wrong here. I'd love to hear Dylan sing a Hannity medley.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain

Black and Gay

Within the System

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

"Morgan has been converted from a Republican to a Yeltsin Democrat."

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

SAGE mentality

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Scars and Bars

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."