Political Discussions Pillows

'Where are the poor, people they've been talking about?'

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

'This one is for avoiding references to 'uneding' and 'quamire' when discussing Iraq.'

Benchwarmer.

"Our neighbor said that the government's regulations regarding social distancing are tyranny. Freedom or death he said. . ."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Let's cross this bridge before debating the wealth gap."

Rational thought matters

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'I don't see my candidate. I call him ‘Lesser of Two Evils.' '

'The speaker fell on him.'

Clancy: Good Idea

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"If I told you last year we'd be discussing Donald Trump's penis in 2016, why, I'd have lost all of my very considerable media credibility."

"Would you like to have a drink with me after the genocide panel?"

"Morgan has been converted from a Republican to a Yeltsin Democrat."

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

SAGE mentality

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Scars and Bars

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Trump Tower