Political Discussion Gifts

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"This is the kind of socialist wasteland that Bernie Sanders wants to turn America into."

'You shouldn't call them 'perverts', it's considered offensive.'

"Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil's advocate for a moment?"

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Theresa May's Plan B

"They said we had to wear a mask."

Biography: Liz Truss Book

The Religious Exception

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Voting on their Seats

The Culture of Knife Violence

You can't come out...

CEO says: Thank you for not ask if I'm in top 1%.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Trump Tower

"Ed's a one-issue voter, but he won't tell me what it is."

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

Trump's Legacy...

Kill Bill

The White (house) Elephant

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

SAGE mentality

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Scars and Bars

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."