Election Discussions Gifts

"Eddie's undecided. The future of the country rests with Eddie."

The most undecided 'Undecided' voter!

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

SAGE mentality

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Trump Mask

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Honest Voting Stickers

Joe Biden

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Election 2020