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"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Trump Tower

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

'Big Issue...'

In Case of Fabricated Emergency, Break (The Very Fragile) Glass.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."