"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
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"You owe me five bucks."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'
Always Compatible
"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
The Shakespeares Dine Out.
"You might want to save that for your blog."
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."
Like Minded
The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump
Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.
And now, for a rebuttal.
'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
Global warming debate.
The last word.
Approved Debate Questions
Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions
Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything
If You Can't Beat Them
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