Home Buyer's Support Group Gifts

I'm afraid your loan will be stuck in underwriting until you've each had a full panic attack.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Accident-Prone Support Group.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Americans More Optimistic

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

Workaholics anonymous

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

Passer-by see sign in front of house: Buy one, get one free.

It's a buyer's market.

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

"Did I mention the view?"

"Does the water always come through the ceiling like that?"

Sure, we can make ends meet