Homebuyer Gifts

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Passer-by see sign in front of house: Buy one, get one free.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Open House of Horrors

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'They're playing house.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'This is close enough.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

House hunting is cruel.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'