Home Buyer Gifts

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"Does the water always come through the ceiling like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'It's a quite neighbourhood except for the occasional drug busts and mob wars!'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'I don't like all these mice. Point out the ones you don't like and I'll throw them out.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'Honey, I'm home.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'They're playing house.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'