Home Buyers Gifts

"Did I mention the view?"

Ugh! Professional Beggars

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

House hunting is cruel.

'This is close enough.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'They're playing house.'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Ready?!'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'