Hockey Season Gifts

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Hockey Season.

'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Welcome Spring.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Last Leaf

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Kenny Dalglish

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Bed Seasons

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.