Hockey Season Pillows

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Hockey Season.

'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Welcome Spring.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Last Leaf

Sunbathing in Autumn

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Panettone

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Fall on a desert island