Nhl Season Opening Pillows

NHL, new season!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Perils of the double play.

Hockey Season.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Zdeno Chara

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'We're in a hurry.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'