Hockey Hotshot Gifts

Main St Ottowa

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Bottle Distillery

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Zdeno Chara

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

The Real March of the Penguins.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'