Deal-making Hotshot Gifts

Celebrate the savvy deal-maker in your life with products that combine humor and ingenuity. Our collection of gifts for the deal-making hotshot features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for someone who thrives on sealing the next big deal, these items add a dash of wit to their daily routine. Whether for a birthday, promotion, or just because, find a thoughtful way to recognize their sharp mind and negotiation prowess.

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"That was like taking candy from a baby."

"That was like taking candy from a baby." mockup

"That was like taking candy from a baby."

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people." mockup

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal." mockup

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...' mockup

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

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"I always cry at mergers."

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is. mockup

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

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'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

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"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!" mockup

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists." mockup

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.' mockup

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

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"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win." mockup

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

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'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.' mockup

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

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"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit." mockup

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

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"I came, I saw I takeovered."

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'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.' mockup

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

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"Don't anybody move: this is a merger." mockup

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

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"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

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