Deal-making King Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the deal-making king in your life? Our collection features clever, humorous items that celebrate their sharp negotiation skills and keen business acumen. Whether they're closing deals or love the thrill of a good bargain, these products add a touch of humor and pride. Ideal for entrepreneurs, business owners, or anyone who believes that the art of the deal is a true craft.

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?" mockup

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

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"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes." mockup

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

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"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?" mockup

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

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'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?' mockup

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

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'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...' mockup

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is. mockup

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

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'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.' mockup

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

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"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!" mockup

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

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"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists." mockup

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

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'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.' mockup

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

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"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win." mockup

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

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'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.' mockup

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

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"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit." mockup

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

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'That's the way I remember him...always cooking up a deal.'

'That's the way I remember him...always cooking up a deal.' mockup

'That's the way I remember him...always cooking up a deal.'

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"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?" mockup

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

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"I came, I saw I takeovered."

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'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.' mockup

'Everything is negotiable, including my integrity.'

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"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman" mockup

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

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"Don't anybody move: this is a merger." mockup

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

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"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

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