Hebrew Hotshot Gifts

Jewish Scrabble

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

Return Of The Flu.

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

As a child Neil Armstrong watches a game of hopscotch.. "that's one small.."

"What kind of second opinion is that? It's exactly the same as the first!"

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

Hunting

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

School crossing

Main St Ottowa

Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'The first yahoo that says 'Did you get your buck?' gets a load of buckshot!'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

"Listen to the customers more carefully Tracey. Mr Jones has a pain in the backside, he didn't say you were one."

Real World Hopscotch

'Sorry, but I don't make a move without first consulting my attorney.'

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'

This is not a Deer.

"What you call target practice, I call anger management."