Hockey Hotshot Pillows

Main St Ottowa

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Hockey Season.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Bottle Distillery

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'