Hygiene Hotshot Pillows

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Where's my glove?'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'