History Struggler Gifts

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Progress?

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Stonehenge Books

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Romney refines his platform.

Gone for Broke College

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

You've got to stop getting all your history from Youtube and Netflix. Why? Because those are videos. People who make videos are making entertainment. It it's entertaining that means someone's constructed story. If it's a story, that means they left out or twisted whatever doesn't logically fit their narrative as told from one point of view. Accurate history would be completely illogical. Oliver Stone would disagree.

Eye Opener

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Don't look left or right!"