Technology Struggler Gifts

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"No, not that button!"

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."