Hipster Monk Gifts

Punk monk.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

What your guitar says about you.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Homing Beatnik

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Computer literate Monk

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"It's a fashion statement!"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."