High School Buddy Gifts

'My school reunion is in three days. Any suggestions on how I can at least appear to have achieved greatness by then?'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Where Are They Now?'

Bro of Frankenstein

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

The morning after the night before.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I love college."

Original punks go to reunion

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"Helen?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'