High School Buddy Prints

'My school reunion is in three days. Any suggestions on how I can at least appear to have achieved greatness by then?'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Where Are They Now?'

Bro of Frankenstein

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"I love college."

The morning after the night before.

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Original punks go to reunion

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Helen?"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'

'I was given a ton of great career advice when I graduated from college. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it because my entire brain is filled with passwords and PIN numbers.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."