High School Pal Gifts

"You know, dude, you're my best friend. You may not be the coolest guy in the school. Or the most popular guy...or the smartest guy. But you're in school, you know? And you're all right."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

PROBLEM AREAS

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Now that's reality TV."

Golfer couple just married

"Before you take my phone away, can I tweet that you're taking my phone away?"

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

Cronies reunited.

"Larry, you haven't changed a bit."

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

Spring Breakers! The Resort accepts 18 year olds!

"The good news is that I remember you from high school. Unfortunately, that's also the bad news."

'Of course I remember you. Potkins the Peter Pan of the Lower Fourth.'