"Sure they're dead and walking around, but a few of them are still shopping."
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert Gifts
If you know someone who values cozy corners and stealthy escapes, our collection for hiding behind the sofa aficionados offers fun and clever gifts. From humorous mugs to quirky prints, find a surprise that celebrates their love for secret retreats. Perfect for those who enjoy home comfort, playful hiding spots, or just a good laugh! Celebrate their quirky personality with a gift that says, ‘Your secret hideaway deserves some love!’
'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"The couch hates me Jane!"
"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."
'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'
"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"
'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'
"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."
Kid's Driving You Crazy?
'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'
Flexible working
'Oh, yes, you will get off!'
'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'
"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."
"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."
Chillaxing!
'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'
'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'
I'd say you've got assertivity issues
"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."
'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'
"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."
Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'
Will assuage guilt for money.
"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."
"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"
"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"
'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'
"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."
"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"
"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."
'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'
The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?
'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert Gifts Collection
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for hiding behind the sofa experts and bring a smile to their face with witty designs.
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful designs that suit those who love their secret hideouts and comfy spaces.
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the stealthy and humorous side of being a hiding behind the sofa expert. Perfect for adding personality to any room.
Hiding Behind The Sofa Expert T-Shirts
Find fun and clever t-shirts for the hiding behind the sofa enthusiasts. Great for casual outings or lounging at home.