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"Sure they're dead and walking around, but a few of them are still shopping."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

Flexible working

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

Will assuage guilt for money.

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'