Hidden Genius Gifts

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'He solved his first equation today.'

Pianist Fraud

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

"To be or not to be."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"