Hidden Geniuses Gifts

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Pianist Fraud

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"To be or not to be."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

"Kkerching."

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

'Plagiarism!'

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.