Hidden Geniuses Mugs

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Palm Reader...

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Pianist Fraud

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"To be or not to be."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'

'The gene therapy we used is our intellectual property, so we had you copyrighted.'

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

"Kkerching."

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"

'Plagiarism!'

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.