Junk Geniuses Mugs

Tat Nav - Rag and Bone Man.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'ADN'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

Mendel and the Pea.

DNA Test

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Self-Made Man.

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

back to the old drawing board

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"