Hidden Genius Mugs

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Gracie's baby toys.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Palm Reader...

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'He solved his first equation today.'

Pianist Fraud

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

"To be or not to be."

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"