Hidden Talents Gifts

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Musical Prodigy

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Pianist Fraud

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Purple Squirrel

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Air Harmonica

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"He's one in a million."

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

Piano Four Extremities.

“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”

'Ed has hidden qualities known only to his mother.'

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

"It's our neighbor. He has an interest in our yard."