Hidden Talents Appreciator Gifts

'Ed has hidden qualities known only to his mother.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Pianist Fraud

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Purple Squirrel

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Actually, it's just two wishes after taxes.

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

Einstein's brain.

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Backwards mirror.

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

'Are you in the mood to be amazed?'

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

"He was never one to waste words."

How can I compete? The guy can burp the alphabet

"Know what I think? I think you're onto something really big."

"This is astounding, Al. You never struck me as a jaiku kind of a guy."

'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'