Hidden Talent Seeker Gifts

Pianist Fraud

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Giraffe Portrait

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

Musical Prodigy

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

The ocean is no place for a star.

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

Purple Squirrel

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

"Your mission is to combat brain drain."

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

"Kkerching."

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."