Hidden Talent Seeker T-Shirts

Pianist Fraud

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Giraffe Portrait

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Any other skills?"

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Musical Prodigy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

The ocean is no place for a star.

Purple Squirrel

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Your mission is to combat brain drain."

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"Kkerching."

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

'Raymond's a frustrated composer.'

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."