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"Your mission is to combat brain drain."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"The guy's a natural!"

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

An honesty of agents

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Miss T-T

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Leap of Faith

Pianist Fraud

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'