Talent Hunter Gifts

"Your mission is to combat brain drain."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

Sign Him.

"The guy's a natural!"

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

Jealousy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

An honesty of agents

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Miss T-T

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

Leap of Faith

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Pianist Fraud