Talent Discovery Gifts

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Giraffe Portrait

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

Musical Prodigy

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Pianist Fraud

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"