Talent Discovery Pillows

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

Jealousy

Musical Prodigy

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Pianist Fraud

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Simon Cowell

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'