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"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"That's my novel."

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Musical Prodigy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

The ocean is no place for a star.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Pianist Fraud

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

"I'm still looking, sir."

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Simon Cowell