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"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Sign Him.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Musical Prodigy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

Pianist Fraud

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'I am going to Hollywood to get a job as a Comanche scout.'

"I'm still looking, sir."