Herring Lover Gifts

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Japanese Whaling

Sperm Whale.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Shark infested custard!

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I hate evolution!'

'Could you give us a push?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

The Imperfect Storm

"I'm not happy."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."