Herring Enthusiast Gifts

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Fishing with God

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'